According to a free listing on the Denver Craigslist:

We have a shaggy, brown pygmy (I think) goat that you could have for free. He is not a pet…I certainly wouldn’t let him in my house. But, he will keep the weeds down for you while fertilizing the ground. He is about 2-3 years old, and has not neen neutered, so he could also be used for breeding purposes. Can deliver, if you are close enough. Contact me via e-mail, if interested…

Someone pick me up this goat?